Let’s say you’re scrolling through profiles on a dating site and you spot a nice woman who you might like to date.

Sometimes I “have an awesome profile” and other times I’m “gorgeous.” I always feel it necessary to send, at very least, a thank you.

They say evaluating online dating sites is a “subjective process” as different people have different desires, needs, and goals for their romantic lives.

Nevertheless, according to their firsthand research of 68 contenders, some online dating sites do a better job at promoting committed relationships and marriage.

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I know I could probably adjust my settings, but as it stands right now, my phone beeps every time I get a new message on any of these sites.