'Layby' refers to someone who is in a relationship but looking to get out.

Instead of risking a period of singleness when it eventually ends, a layby starts laying the groundwork with other women or men who they might want to date next.

This sort of discretion is unnecessary with a zombie.

You can move him into any position you’d like without mortification.

To him Zombies never complain, don't nag or talk back and are extremely happy with the way you are.

Of course Clarence's biggest love interest is Princess Betty the owner of a pet cemetery now accepting humans at discount prices.

In between his romances Clarence finds time to hunt and eliminate nuisance Zombies called A-Listers.

This is a hobby he thoroughly enjoys because he gets to chop the Zombie bodies up in his kitchen and sell the meat as a sideline.

According to women’s magazines from the latter half of the twentieth century, few things were more awkward than telling a partner where the clitoris is.Once the object of their desire has been 'caught', this commitment-phobe will then 'release' them without ever being pinned down.Similar to the 'catch and release', 'breadcrumbing' is a dating approach taken by those with no intention of being tied down.A commonly suggested technique advised silently moving your partner’s finger to the prescribed place.This method allowed you to avoid a potentially humiliating conversation.Taking its name from the classic tale of Hansel and Gretel, breadcrumbing involves leading someone on with a trail of flirtatious messages but never following through.Some of the worst offenders might not even meet the recipient of their teasing texts.